In The News: Mens' Mag Article: "Summer Heat Dampened"

I often read mens’ magazines (not just the hardcore ones) letters pages, because they sometimes contain the odd story involving watersports.. I saw this gem from FHM Magazine’s Ladies’ Confessions.

Last summer, I had a barbeque. My boyfriend and I had been together seven months, but I recently started seeing his sexier best mate, so I invited him along rather than my boyfriend. But annoyingly, my boyfriend turned up too! He started sulking when he saw his best mate there so I planned to “cheer him up” before getting his best mate back for a proper shag after my boyfriend left.

Once everyone started leaving, my boyfriend tempted me into a corner of the garden and ripped off my skirt. He started fumbling with my clit but wasn’t getting it right, while all the time my bladder was aching. I was still desperate to come so I helped him out by guiding him to the right spot. But this unfortunately relaxed me so much, I pissed on his hand! He was well pleased- until I told him it was wee! I’m now with his best mate.  J., SUSSEX.