Recently, I went to the traditional turning on the Christmas lights in my local town. The lights are normally located in the High Street. Unlike the turning on the lights in London’s West End for example, local ones tend to be dull affairs, when the local Mayor declares to press a button after a minute’s speech.
On this occasion, I was paying more attention in the distance, to a lovely young woman who seemed to look a bit agitated. She had short brown hair and was wearing a fur jacket (or was it fake fur?), white trousers, and a black baseball cap, and she was with some friends. She seemed to be pacing on the spot and began to bend double. then she put one hand in her crotch and curtsyed a few times (she wasn’t wearing gloves).
She then indicated to one friend that she needed the toilet, and began walking away from the scene. I discreetly followed her, making sure I wasn’t acting suspiciously. The woman was holding herself and desperate to find somewhere to pee, but it wasn’t possible with so many people around. The woman felt she was in deep trouble now….. my penis became as stiff as a plank with excitement as I hoped I would see her wet herself. Suddenly, two burly guards stopped in front of me.
“Where d’ you think you’re going?” asked one of them.
“I’m going this way,” I replied.
“Oh, no you don’t. Turn back the other way…now!” ordered the other guard.
I felt both frustrated and intimidated by their presence, but couldn’t do anything about it. Well, I couldn’t fight them, could I? Another twenty minutes lapsed before I gave up looking for the woman and went back to the Christmas lights celebrations, very disappointed.