I’ve located two wet articles from UK mens’ magazines (sorry, not much real porn in them). I hope they’ll be of interest.
The first was taken from Maxim, from a section called Feminasties.
Peenami (Or: When one has to go, one simply has to go!)
I was in a club when I bumped into a guy I had a massive crush on. we were off our faces and all over each other, so I ended up at his flat. I was really nervous, because he was way out of my league and I wanted him for months. He started undressing me and led me to his bedroom. I’d been desperate for a piss for ages, but in the heat of the moment I got carried away and let him go down on me. I started to relax, but the problem was I got so relaxed that I lost control of my fanny muscles and couldn’t hold it any longer. Once the floodgates opened, there was no stopping the piss. And I’m not talking about a little trickle. It all gushed out, hot and steamy, all over his face and all over the carpet. he was so shocked and revolted that me practically threw me out!
The second came from Loaded, in the DEAR RON letters page, with the great porn legend RON JEREMY answering readers’ problems (or does he?)
Dear Ron, My girlfriend has started dropping hints that she wants to get into watersports, and she not talking about snorkeling. Am I squeamish? It all sounds a bit messy to me.
RON SAYS: Watersports has never been a big thrill of mine, either giving or receiving. I’m not big on mixing sex with body waste. To me, that’s not cute. But maybe you don’t know until you try it. Perhaps you could start off by allowing her to wee on your hand or your feet when you’re in the shower and see if you like it. If that’s the case, then you start getting a little more experimental. Some of my female friends really enjoy having it done on their genitalia. But, if you’re thinking of trying it out in the bedroom, then you need serious waterproofing. Otherwise, your laundry bills are going to be astronomical!