From Lionel:
Of course, apart from such accidental sightings I have been lucky to have had many rather more deliberate incidents, with girl friends and my wife, thought while indulging me at times in this, she was never entirely comfortable and so that has now more or less dried up. However, she was responsible for one of my more spectacular unexpected sightings.
Some ten or more years ago we were having a short break in Barcelona in the autumn. We were walking back to our hotel through the Gothic quarter (mainly I believe, 17th / 18th century buildings and a maze of small streets), though we were keeping to the larger of these as at night not always a safe area. Suddenly as we were nearing the Ramblas my wife said “Oh look”, and pointed up a side alley we were passing. I looked. And there about four feet away was a woman squatting next to a rubbish bin, black skirt pulled up round her waist, black knickers pulled way down and pissing for Spain. She was perhaps in her forties, but good figure I have to say; her legs looked very nice. She had jet black hair and looked very Spanish.
I should explain that she was my side of the rubbish bin, so that offered her no cover. She was in a relatively low squat so the stream was coming forward quite forcibly. I realised that there was a man with her, who I suppose was meant to be standing guard but instead was staring avidly and no doubt enjoyably at the lady’s watery bounty (and other parts)! At this point she became aware of my presence and clearly tried to control her pissing, but then looked at me with a very resigned expression, but without saying anything. The she looked down again, the stream continued but eased off then she grunted and showed all the signs of starting to take a shit as well. Not really my thing so we moved off.
My wife said afterwards she had not seen the woman (!), and that what she was pointing to was the restaurant we had eaten at the previous night (it had been a memorable meal), which was visible in the square at the other end of the short alley. Certainly but for her comment, I feared I would have missed this sighting. And we had great sex afterwards in any case… so a big thank you there!
As to why the woman was where she was so apparently exposed, I can only think that they had come from that same square where our previous night’s restaurant was. There were a fair few other bars there and it got quite busy. Perhaps she was in some desperation (having already had a bit to drink) and could not get into a bar or restaurant without queuing. So they went up a side alley and she went behind the rubbish bin, which would have shielded her from the square OK, without realising that the other end of the alley linked to a through street. Though the way the guy with her was lapping up the performance made me wonder if he might have been encouraging the situation a bit!