We’ve all been there….
When you’re desperate for the toilet, and if you can’t find one, then try to search for any object to pee in. A classic example of this is explained in this news article appearing in the Daily Mirror (UK).
A woman so desperate to pee ended up urinating in a ‘cat litter tray’ at her date’s house after failing to find the toilet. But it wasn’t until she was confronted about it in the morning that she came to learn her date doesn’t have a cat – or a litter tray.
Taking to Reddit to share her “funny dating disaster”, she said: “You’re probably thinking ‘peed in a litter tray? Who the f***?’ Me. That’s who. It was me. Sort of… I was dating a girl and went back to her house. We were both early 20s and she lived with her mum who I hadn’t met and she didn’t know I existed.
“We’d been drinking on the date. I woke up in the middle of the night, still drunk and desperate for a wee. Instead of doing the logical thing of waking my date up and asking her where the toilet is. I was so desperate that I just got up and bolted to find the bathroom.”
With this, she ended up bursting into the mum’s bedroom before rushing out shouting ‘S***, wrong room’ and continuing her search. She added: “Her mum is laying sound asleep in the middle of the night, and is woken up by a literal stranger bursting through her bedroom door doing an ‘I’m about to pee myself’ dance and then slamming the door after running out.
“I then went downstairs and was in a blind panic by this point. Just running back and forth between the different rooms. I literally couldn’t hold in any longer and ended up having to pee in the cat’s litter tray.” When she woke up in the morning, she’d forgotten about the whole ordeal until her date sheepishly asked: “Hey, umm.. did you go into my mum’s bedroom last night?”
“Then it all came flooding back,” she said. “I told my date what had happened and hoped she would see the funny side. She did! Thankfully. But then she went on to tell me they didn’t have a cat or a litter tray. To this day I don’t have a f***ing clue where I ended up peeing. Nobody does. Coming up on season 4 of unsolved mysteries…”
Commenting on her post, one user said: “Stop, stop, stop, omg. Just imagine being the mum! The mum! Being like who the hell was that?! That’s funny!” Another user added: “I think you’re low-key a wizard and conjured a litter box.” A third user said: “They not having a cat being the biggest plot twist I’ve ever experienced.”
(c) Daily Mirror.