Author: The Bathroom

Here is another archived entry on Sarah’s now-defunct blog. I went on a rare night out with John to see the latest James Bond film, Casino Royale. I’m not a great fan of Bond, but John is, and he wanted me to go with him, so I agreed. The problem was I hadn’t been able…

Here’s another update from Sarah’s now-defunct blog. I made my regular trip down to my local gym. It was one of those gyms that were only for women, so there weren’t any perverted men about. Normally, I carry a large bottle of mineral water with me to ensure I don’t get too dehydrated whilst doing…

Here’s the latest entry from Sarah’s now defunct blog. Last night was probably one of the worst experience of desperation in my life. It started when while I was at work. The toilets had packed up again (twice in the last four weeks), so I had to spent much of the day trying to hold…

This update on the Sarah’s Secret Diary archive was the first entry in her now defunct blog. Hello, welcome to my new blog. I’m back now!!! I’ve been away for a long, long time, and I need to get going again. I’ve now bought a new computer which has been connected to the internet, so…

Here’s the latest update in the Sarah’s Secret Diary archive. Ohhhhh….. I really need to go to the toilet. I’m sitting at my desk at work thinking about the wonders of desperation and having an extremely full bladder, and finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate on my duties because of a desperate need to relieve…

Here’s the latest update in the Sarah’s Secret Diary archive. I reluctantly accompanied my partner John to a charity dinner organised by his employers recently. Most of the people who attended the dinner were either company bigwigs with their wives or their partners. A handful of John’s friends were there so he had someone to…

Here’s another update in the Sarah’s Secret Diary archive. Both John and I had an early start. We were going to his brother David’s wedding in Scotland. We had prepared everything, our clothes, presents, and other things, and packed them in our suitcases. We didn’t wait until the last minute. Earlier, both of us had…

Here’s the latest update in the Sarah’s Secret Diary archive. I have been desperate for an hour. A workman is mending the toilet in the flat, and I need to use as soon as he has finished. He’s been there since around eight in the morning, so in the meantime, I had to drink two…

Here comes the latest update in the Sarah’s Secret Diary archive. I decided to buy a present for John for St. Valentine’s Day. To avoid having to make a day of it and having to go shopping, I chose to order a nice watch for him from the catalogue and waited for it to come….