From Paul Tester, author of “The All Day Girls“. Another in a series featuring women who get desperate and wet at train stations. A smartly dressed young lady, perhaps about 20, wearing a knee length skirt and matching jacket. She was with a man who looked to be older than her, but presumably was her…
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Sightings: Train Station Sightings- Two More Sightings
From Paul Tester, author of “The All Day Girls“. Two more accounts of young women getting desperate and wet at train stations. This follows on from the previous post. Did they manage to wait? Another night on the same station. A pair of girls, both good figures, about 18 or 20, wearing jeans, hurried on…
Sightings: Train Station Sightings- Crutch or Crotch?
From Paul Tester, author of “The All Day Girls“, in the latest installment of his train station sightings. Readers familiar with my stories will know that to the annoyance of some as I always refer to the area between a lady’s legs, where she presses so hard when she is desperate, as her crutch, while…
Sightings: Train Station Sightings- The Punk
From Paul Tester, author of “The All Day Girls“, in the next installment of his train station sightings. For more info on these sightings, check the previous post. Another station, again made more secure by closing the Ladies toilets. A group got off a train, and the men all went into the Gents. The girls,…
Sightings: Train Station Sightings- The Waiting Room
From Paul Tester, author of “The All Day Girls“. A series of sightings featuring young women getting desperate and wet at train stations.
Sightings: More Notting Hill Carnival sightings (4)
From Paul Tester, author of The All Day Girls, in the fourth installment of his Notting Hill carnival sightings. Not real desperation, this one, but a possibility, and worth thinking about. Again outside the closed pub, at the end of the carnival. A group approached, and a tiny white girl, a petite 18 year old,…
Sightings: More Notting Hill Carnival Sightings (3)
From Paul Tester, author of “The All Day Girls“, in the third installment of his Notting Hill carnival sightings. The carnival had almost finished and that year the police had forced all the pubs to close early, at I think 6 p.m. I was standing outside a closed pub where I had arranged to meet…
In The News: “Call of Nature”
It’s been on the web for a while, but we’ve only just found this. It’s about bathroom etiquette. From Grant Barrett in “The Lexicographer’s Rules”. My latest column in the Malaysia Star. It is written for English learners. Bodily functions are a rich source of English slang, so naturally, we have a lot of ways…
Sightings: More Notting Hill Carnival sightings (2)
From Paul Tester, author of “The All Day Girls”, in the second installment of his Notting Hill carnival sightings. Another carnival, I was using the Gents in a pub when a really attractive girl of about 20, with long auburn hair, really cute figure and wearing skin tight jeans that clearly showed the outline of…
In The News: “If you thought you knew what watersports were, it’s time to think again”
From Sam Wollaston, this article from the UK’s Guardian newspaper: Picture, if you wouldn’t mind, a shop that sells magazines and a section labelled “Watersports”. You’re probably thinking windsurfing titles, some about jetskiing, a few copies of Motor Boats Monthly, aren’t you? Me too.