From Paul Tester, the author of “The All Day Girls“. See this update post. The Notting Hill carnival has always, and I hope remains a good place to see desperate ladies. Crowds, uninhibited consumption of alcoholic drinks, and, when it first started, too few Ladies toilets.
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In The News: Space station toilet breaks down
You got to have some sympathy for the astronauts of the space shuttle Endeavour. First, their current flight was delayed for several days due to bad weather, and now, even when they get to the International Space Station, the main toilet there breaks down.
In The News: A WEE tip for cinema-goers
This has been all over the web, and has been mentioned in an article for the UK Metro freesheet: It’s a feeling many of us are familiar with- sitting in the cinema, crossing your legs but you just know that if you make a dash for the toilet you’ll miss a crucial scene. Well, don’t…
In the News: Actor drinks own urine for TV show
Actor Will Ferrell, according to entertainment website Digital Spy, is to appear on the Discovery Channel TV series called Man Vs Wild.
Stories: Under His Spell
Janis has long been fascinated by hypnotists. She would often go to shows and sit in the audience and laugh as a performer would put unsuspecting guests under his spell, and asking them to do whatever he wanted. One afternoon, she read in a newspaper advert that the famed hypnotist Dan James would be appearing…
Experiences: Desperation in the theatre
Neville comes back (briefly) to post this most recent account of desperation. This incident happened over a year ago. I have to tell you I didn’t wet myself, but I nearly did, in front of fellow members of my family. It started when we had a celebration of a relative’s birthday. As a treat we…
Stories: Mary Christmas
Mary needed some extra money so she could buy more presents for her family at Christmas. After applying… and failing…. to get employment elsewhere, she had looked in the newspaper to see this job advert: PERSON REQUIRED TO ACT AS FATHER CHRISTMAS IN A DEPARTMENT STORE THROUGHOUT THE FESTIVE PERIOD. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. When she…
Stories: Mr & Mrs Santa
This story was first published a few years ago, originally in three parts. To celebrate Christmas, The Bathroom is publishing it again, altogether, on one page… It’s Christmas Eve in Santaland, and Mr and Mrs Santa were packing all the presents ready to send to children all over the world. They and their helpers, the…
Stories: Groping Shona Part 2: The Date
After the deliciously sexy encounter I had with Shona in the cupboard at work, we exchanged our phone numbers, but rarely contacted each other outside work. Now, at almost every waking moment, I keep thinking about her. At work, I would plan my movements so they could mean walking past her desk at regular intervals….
Stories: Carole Singing
Carole was very excited to be part of the church choir. A week before Christmas, the choir was to perform in a concert at London’s famous Royal Albert Hall. Before she joined her colleagues at the choir for the big night, she had hired this long black silky dress. She tried it on and looked…